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Submitted by ellen on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 10:47am

Instead of "quiet as a mouse", Keith said "quiet as a ninja mouse."

Instead of "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride", I said:

  • "Always an aunt, never a mother."
  • "Always a pig, never bacon."

See more of our warped sayings.

Other suggestions always welcome.

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doesn't have a cute twist but

Submitted by Anonymous informant on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 9:10am.

I recently heard "I don't want to open that bag of worms"

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